Blue States:
After the 9/11 attacks, put coffins in the ground
Red States:
After the 9/11 attacks, put magnetic flags on the car

Blue States:
Provide the tax part of tax and spend
Red States:
Provide the spend on a new 8-lane highway to link a Wal-Mart
to the Olive Garden part of tax and spend

Blue States:
Buys classic art
Red States:
Collect Beanie Babies

Blue States:
Believe God loves us and gave everyone free will to be different
Red States:
Believe God willed us to freely **** everyone different

Blue States:
Drinks pure water
Red States:
Can’t guzzle down enough of that
Bush’s Jesus Juice!
Blue States are full of wire rimmed glassed BMW driving professionals, where Red States are full of dumb hillbillys, God fearing, American hating citizens.

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